AsPire To InSpiRe... BefoRe U eXpire...

~Quotes~

A Blithe Heart Makes A Blooming Visage...
We give up leisure in order that wemay have leisure...
If you're great at something, tell everyone. If you're GREAT at something, they'll tell u...
L.U.C.K~ Laboring Under Correct Knowledge
There is no intrinsic truth hidden in the experiences and encounters of life...

~May our wishes come true~

Let the president give you some enlightenment!!

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

*Why is it that men are called men?
Enlightenment: Cos they always forget what they promise and what they say within 24hours...
Add on: we Girls never do so...

*Why do men like soccer?
Enlightenment: Cos they are most of the time colour blind... So they prefer black and white colour things.. in this case... a soccer ball... So that they won't have trouble differentiating which colour it actually is.
Add on: the red and green colour thingy is missing on the Y chromosome.. which in case you don't know... XY-chromosome= male and XX= female

*Why is it that there is no such thing as FFS-Female Feminist swine but there is this existence of MCP-male chauvinist pig?
Enlightenment: Cos they are some big fat pigs with overwhelming big ego!
Add on: Even when they play games.. please notice they they often like to play war game and pretend to be a general of that game.. and when they play soccer games... they often prefer to play "Soccer Manager" instead...

Hm.. that's all i can think of now.. Tune in next time! See you girls... in the mean time.. Don't forget: "Girlfriend rock your world... Boyfriend rock the cradle!"

Girls rulez... Girls Rock!!

Lots of LURvEEEEeee....

*Your president truly!

~AuRo`Na~
Wednesday, November 10, 2004